How in the world did I miss this? Did you know that all I need to do is drink lemon juice/eat pounds of asparagus/etc. and my cancer would be cured? Did you know that that all of the chemo and fancy drugs I have been on and the surgery– all of that is just the medical establishment’s way to make money? That my oncologist and all these doctors don’t actually want us to know there is a cure for cancer, because then they wouldn’t make any more money?
Apparently, cancer treatment is just one big conspiracy and if I would just suck on a few lemons that would be better treatment than chemo!
Seriously, if I see another one of these emails about the cancer “cure” that’s in my own supermarket, I’m going to scream. And for those that forward along this crap? I have got to wonder: where is their cure for stupid?